my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
Wow this is the most disturbing bit of rape culture I’ve seen all day
This is so fucking repulsive this is seriously a fucking tip sheet for abusers holy fuck no
MAKE SURE THEY CRY AND THEN GIVE THEM ALCOHOL AFTERWARD SO THEY THINK YOU STILL LOVE THEM this is fucking disgusting what the FUCK
I think I’m gonna be sick
"Make sure it ends in tears." That’s not love.
"aftercare" is literally grooming your abused, emotionally traumatised partner into a state of comfort so that you can abuse them again
i hate this world
"Rape culture" "abuse" "trauma" ???????? ?? ? ?? ? ???? ? ?
Are yoU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!? This is a guideline for couples who ENJOY spanking in their relationship, for a wide variety of reasons, like the fact that it’s a KINK!!!!!! IT’S CONSIDERED A PART OF BDSM CULTURE!!!! Notice the very first image says "CONSENTING ADULTS ONLY!!!" THIS IS NOT ABUSE, THIS IS FETISH!!!
THE “AFTERCARE” THAT YOU ARE BITCHING ABOUT IS A **N.E.C.E.S.S.A.R.Y.** PART OF ANY SCENES OR PLAYS THAT A COUPLE PARTICIPATES IN!!! IT’S LITERALLY WHERE YOU TAKE CARE OF AND LOVE ON YOUR PARTNER THAT WAS PUT THROUGH ANY STRESSING ACTS DURING THE SCENE!!!! IT’S A VERY IMPORTANT THING THAT EVERY HEALTHY BDSM RELATED SCENARIO SHOULD END IN!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD, CAN SOMEONE THAT HAS A MORE EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THIS EXPLAIN IT IN MORE DETAIL FOR ME PLEASE?? I AM TOO ANGRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT!!!!!!
Seriously, the only bad thing I can see about this is the “make sure it end in tears” thing (unless that’s your thing then fucking go for it).
I know people into bdsm culture and I can say with utmost confidence that this is a really good, accurate guide to spanking. But yeah, seriously, make sure you both set boundaries as well and take about what you’re going to do and if there is anything your partner is uncomfortable with. Safe words are good too in case you or your partner (whoever is in the submissive position) decides you/they don’t like what is going down so you can immediately stop. Aftercare is super important because it allows you to talk about the scene as you love on them and figure out if there should be changes made for the next time you play.
Imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the wild, intense, filthy sex they just had.
no but really
And tell me you did not read the title of the last section as Mike Wazowski singing.
if you did you are a liar
IF THE PROP IS NOT YOURS AND IT IS NOT THE SCENE FOR THE PROP DO NOT TOUCH THE FUCKING PROP
Done based on the nameless city in which each suit of card has a special power (with costs of course)
The Luck Demons
Luck demons are demons branded with Suits on their bodies (card suits, of course). They all offer mankind different things, for different prices.
Clubs = Physical power = A sword
Offer: Power. Physical strength and prowess.
Price: Your body is forfeit to the demon that granted your power, and you must do whatever they tell you that uses that strength when they need you.
Diamonds = Riches = Gold hoop with a “diamond” and gold nugget (cheap versions anyways)
Offer: Wealth! All the money that you could ever want—if you follow their precise directions on how to get it.
Price: Money, naturally! Jewelry, cash, cars, anything worth a pretty penny. The price is as steep as the rewards. Can’t pay, you soul is forfeit.
Spades = Immortality = Key to life
Offer: Life. In theory, immortality.
Price: Constant sacrifices. You must offer the souls of others constantly to maintain your youth and beauty, making this the hardest Pact of all.
Hearts = Love = handcuffs
Offer: Love. The love and adoration of your most treasured person. Even if they hated you, they would fall hopelessly in love with you.
Price: Your life. As long as you are with your loved one, your life is the Heart’s to command. When, where, and how. You can only pay with your body. If you refuse them, or if you leave your lover, your soul is forfeit.
Top those off with some chains, 1 red bead for each suit, and the giant metal heart represents the city itself, with the prince’s key hanging off it.
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BEARD I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
The sky felt all at once too close and too far away.
There are times when I find myself drawing the oddest things. The wing design came from a friend’s old design so I take no credit for that. (Though the original design probably made more sense than this picture’s does.)
Anatomy be damned!
The Let’s Plays in which the AH guys get really focused on the task their doing are my favourites.
EDIT: I know that Jack was in Part 1, I drew something for Part 2 though.
THE SKY WAS LIKE 25 DIFFERENT KINDS OF CRAZY IN THE PAST HALF HOUR
Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!
And also they made this
There’s even a granny!
(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)
and there are
THEY MADE THOR
And there’s also this which made me laugh
What if Hans still loves Anna?
What if when they trolls said “Get the fiancee out of the way” they meant it?
What if they cast a spell on Hans that replaced his feelings for her with greed?
What if Hans is stuck inside his own mind, screaming and crying, because the love of his life is slipping through his fingers, by his own hand?
What if the open door never closed?
stop it hurts omg
I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME